SPIDDOOLIES =)

well
to tell u the truth ive been sort of putting off writing this blog bcos i know it will be MASSIVE and that i'll have to delve into the DEEPEST PITS of my memory to remember all the things that happened and i just canNOT be bothered
but
*drumroll*
HERE IT IS
JUST A NOTE: I MAY ALMOST DEFINATELY MAYBE SURELY HAVE GOTTEN ALL THE EVENTS OUR OF ORDER COS EVERYTHING JUST SEEMED TO PASS IN A BLUR OF PREGNANT DOGS ( this ull read about below if u choose to go on ) AND BEACHING AND GENERAL FUNTIMES
SORRY
FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME

THE ADVENTURES OF SPIDDOOLIES AS THEY EMBARKED ON SCHOOLIES AND CRASHED MEL'S UNCLE'S HOUSE
( a tale in four parts)

DAY 1

this day didnt start off so well.the plan was that we ALL meet at mel's house at around 8 30 ish so mel's mum and grace's mum could drive us to mel's uncle's house at long jetty which is where we would be staying.so my dad was supposed to drive me and claire and joanne to mel's.weelll a CERTAIN SOMEBODY slept in and we ended up leaving my house at around a bit after 8. THEN the traffic at that time was sooo hectic,especially near all the big highways and freeways and whateverways. So after getting literally a MILLION calls from mel saying "HURRY UP" we FINALLY got to her house and were greeted with a very angry crowd due to our extreme lateness.
everything was hurriedly loaded into the two cars and OFF WE WENT.
umm..the trip there was actually quite boring..we slept..and slept..and slept...
i remember as we neared mel's uncle's house,she pointed to it and i thought she was pointing to this white,really dilapidated ramshackle old shed which was about three houses away from our REAL accomodation and inside i was thinking "OMG I DONT WANT TO LIVE THERE.WHAT A HOLE.THIS SUCKS" but theeeen we drove past it and ALL WAS FINE.
we stopped at THE HOUSE
which consisted of two parts, a house bit and then a nicely furnished garage.we loaded all our food and luggage off ,mostly into the garage area which would be our main accomodation for these four days

the house bit is on the left and the garage bit is on the right

backyard behind the camerawoman =)

                                   

an inside look at part of the garage bit.ahead there's a sliding door which leads to the laundry/bathroom

also stinky fridge and mini tv on the left and also a BIG BED behind the camerawoman

As u can see,we've already trashed the place about five seconds after entering...

Anyway,after packing up/organising all the air mattresses and where we would all sleep and everything,me and chloe and jo and mel and little v WENT TO TOWOON BAY BEACH.the others were all too lazy to go

we had FUNTIMES swimming in the ocean,despite the masses of seaweed which kept on groping our legs

HOW PERVERTED

soon after ,we got a call from the rest of the spiddles saying that THEY wanted to go to the beach and well,a bit fuzzy on the details here but basically this is what happened:

other spiddles call: WE WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH

me,chlo,jo,lit v,mel:OK BUT WE WANNA GO HOME.THING IS WE DONT HAVE KEYS.LET'S SAY U WALK TO THE BEACH AND WE'LL MEET U HERE YES YES?and get the keys off u guys

other spiddles: YOKAY

me,chlo,jo,lit v,mel:*wait and wait and wait*

and wait and wait

STILL NO SIGN OF OTHER SPIDDLES

so me,chlo,jo,lit v,mel decide to walk home,hoping we'll meet them on the way

we don't

we call them

other spiddles: WE'RE ALREADY AT THE BEACH

me,chlo,jo,lit v,mel: WHAT,WE JUST LEFT THERE AND DIDNT SEE U,ARE U AT A DIFF BEACH?

after much arguing and what not,we establish that the other spiddles are probs at the FAR AWAY NON-TOWOON-BAY BEACH

at this point me,chlo,jo,lit v,mel are tired and want to go home and shower

so we call other spiddles

me,chlo,jo,lit v,mel: COME HOME,WE NEED KEYS

other spiddles: pissed off that we spoiled their beaching: OK

we meet at home

after more talking we realise that they WERENT at a diff beach they were at the same beach all along! just that we being blind,didnt see them!

that first beach day 

and many more...

throwing poop

SPIDDLES

WELL THEN after much throwing of feaces and beach complications,we settled down to have a scrumptious dinner cooked by our first-night chefs KJ*NG AND JS*NG

NEEDLESS TO SAY we were very much surprised at their ability to cook edible meals without blowing up the kitchen...:

salad!

 

pasta!

butter chicken and rice!

HUNGRY SPIDDLES

HOWEVER our hopes of eating a delicious peaceful dinner under the stars were thwarted when we realised that OH EM GEEE KATE AND JANE ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED THE KEYS OF THE HOUSE BIT IN THE HOUSE.without that key we would be basically left with barely any food and a squashed up garage place for eleven people to live in ( once jenny arrived the next day).and the thing was,the house was so ANNOYINGLY SECURITY-TIGHT. i mean,yes i know these things have to be done to prevent break-ins but there ARE times when an easily accessible open window or a flimsy door that could be bashed down with a kick would be VERY helpful!we all lost our appetites and wandered around in the christmas-beetle-infested yard.we even called the locksmith,hoping that they would come running to our aid and unlock the door but then we found out that:

1. it would cost around $300 ( TO OPEN A FRIGGIN DOOR!?)

2. they needed all this proof that we actually were living in the house with permission from the real owner(ie mel's uncle),who was now safely tucked away in sydney

then we contemplated breaking open the window with some bricks and repairing it and NO-ONE WOULD KNOW...about five seconds after that idea we realised it was completely stupid..=_="

so after much persuasion,mel plucked up the courage to call her parents who i dont think took it all that badly. her mum actually DROVE all the way down to the entrance from her house to give us a spare key!

HOW SUPERLY NICE

ANEEEEEWAY dont relaly remember much of what happened that night cept some people went to the house bit to play pictionary whilst me and others stayed in the garage bit to sleep

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.......

STAY TUNED FOR DAY 2 OF THIS TREACHEROUS TALE

DAY 2

ok so my first plan was to divide these four days up into four separate blogs buuuut now ive decided to put it all together into ONE MASSIVELY LONG OBESE BLOG

okaaaaay day 2 day 2 day 2......

first thing we did in the morning was

GO KAYAKING

we walked the short distance to the kayak place and ordered 3 double kayaks and 4 single ones for an hour

BIIIIG MISTAKE

cos in case any of u dont know,giving arm muscles-which have probably laid dormant since birth- a massive work-out for an HOUR ,our only reward being bobbing around and around and around a lake,is NOT FUN

actually got pretty boring after the first 20 minutes or so.but the kayak-place-owner-people were really nice and helped us take some photos of our suffering. HOW GENEROUS:

 

 well again i seem to have forgotten exactly the events of the day but i DO remember

WE SAW MS TRES_KIN

WE SAW MS TRES_KIN

WE SAW MS TRES_KIN

(actually my days are all mixed up..did we see her on the 2nd or 1st day?)NONETHELESS WE SAW HER

and we said hi

this was at the entrance

we planned to go aquabiking but the aquabiking people said it was too windy( we tried the third and fourth days as well but they said it was TOO WINDY as well =__=')

WE SAW MS TRE_SKIN

WE ALSO...

met jenny on this day! U SEE,she had work and so could only join us on the 2nd day.i wont go into the details but it took quite a fair bit of map reading and phone calling and asking-strangers-with-dogs-where-the-bus-stop-was before we FINALLY found jenny and brought her to our ( temporary ) humble abode.

well THAT NIGHT was the night we decided to go out to eat!

mel said something like : SINCE WE'RE GOING OUT TO EAT EVERYBODY HAS TO DRESS NICE

so we all put on our most going-out-ish clothing ,mel put some sparkly stuff on her eyes and OUT WE WENT

originally we planned to go to this place that joanne had been raving about for ages "PELICAN PIZZA"

except they had CONVENIENTLY moved to another location

we ended up catching a bus to the entrance.

and spent AGES finding a suitable restaurant to eat at

THEN we got this brainwave that we should have take-out and eat on the entrance beach!!

except none of the restaurants we went to did takeout and the ones that did told us they would take about 40 minutes to make our order which we definately did NOT have time for cos we had to catch the last 930 or so bus back to long jetty

so guess what we did?

we bought dominoes,went to a deserted alleyway that had a row of benches,put down the pizzas and pigged out

yes this is what we got all DRESSED UP for,a HOBOFEST OF FOOD

 

DOMINOES ALL LINED UP LIKE DOMINOES

coming back on the bus,we were met with a BARRAGE ( is that a word..hmmm...) of RACISM
which brings me to my next point.The people there were either REALLY NICE AND HELPFUL or REALLY RACIST and then there were those few who were just plain weiiird,waving to us drunkenly.We seriously didnt know whether to wave back to continue on quickly.Anyway,i didnt hear them but APPARENTLY the group of people behind us were going on about how we were all ASIAN ( HOW OBSERVANT OF THEM) and how we probably didnt understand any english so they could swear at us and call us losers and stuff. THEN when we got off the bus i heard kate shout out something to them which she claims later on was "SCREW YOU RACISTS!!" or something along those lines.I wish i had seen the look on their faces when she did that ...!!
i mean,why do people choose to be so horrible!? D=<
THEN there was the incident where we were all sitting on the footpath in a line and i went out onto the road to take a group shot:

and this woman drove past and shouted out "GET A LIFE"

i mean WTH?!?!?! HOWWWW did standing on a road taking a photograph indicate my lack of a life!?unlesssssss she was warning me of the dangers of standing in the middle of a road of busy cars where i might be involved in a car accident and LOSE my life so she was telling me to get OFF the road in order to GAIN my life

YEAH AS IF

anyway,they werent all racist pigs.

there was this lady who saw us looking around confusedly when searching for jenny's bus stop and stopped to help us straightaway.or when this random dog who looked pregnant started following us around and we thought she was probably a stray so we knocked on the door of this old lady's home to ask whether she knew her owner if she even had any and she came out and willingly spent half an hour or so thinking up of what we should do with her ( we ended up taking her back to OUR home ,thinking of keeping her the night there then taking her to a vet the next morning EXCEPT when we neared our home the dog ran into the waiting arms of some people next door and they thanked us for bringing her back.)

anyway point of story is: PREGNANT DOGS HAVE REALLY BIG NIPPLES

no

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point is .... BEWARE OF RACIST PEOPLE AT THE CENTRAL COAST

but

BE NICE TO THE NICE ONES

oooo almost forgot,this was also the day that chloe and L left.chloe was feeling sick so she called her dad to drive there and pick her up.originally L was supposed to train it early home with chloe the next day cos she had her burwood schoolies to go to and chloe had her church camp BUT she didnt want to train it by herself after sick-chloe left so L decided to leave early tooo

SO on that fateful second day the spiddoodles gained one new member (jenny) and lost two

SINCE I CANT BE BOTHERED TO DO DAYS 3 AND 4 ATM

SOME SELECTED PICCYS:

BEING SPIDDLES ALL OVER THE WORLD

cooking! in the house bit

me and joanne with our matching spongebob outfits

MEL THE MERMAID

beaching as usual

mel being a spastic as usual

under the umbrella next to the green and yellow umbrella: the "HOT" guys

you would think that near the coast u would see many hot guys riight

WRONG

mel and jane put on sunnies to check them out so the hot guys wouldnt see their WANDERING EYES

WHEEE FUN

impersonating cars

THE DOG WE FOUND and just a note im not torturing it..im giving it a tummy rub but cbb bending down and plus its nipples were so droopy with pregnancy i didnt want to touch its tummy with my bare unpregnated hands

at the kayaking pier! we saw a dog paddling in the water!

 

L'S TRADITIONAL WATERMELON

THANKS L!!

DAY 3 & DAY 4

dont think we did much on these two days

day 3 was mostly beaching and eating hot chips and ice-cream 

and spelling out SPIDDLES with lifeguards coming over and asking us "WHAT'S SPIDDLES?"

day 3 night was filled with watching comedy galas on the television whilst jane,joanne,mel and kate played charades pictionary in the garage area. SO FUNNY AND SPASTIC

when i figure out how to upload vids,ill upload some of their crazy charade-playing

Day 4= MASSIVE PACK AND CLEAN-UP

plus the eating of yummo spaghetti made by jenny and finishing off any leftover food

on the morning of day 4,we all agreed to wake up at 5 and walk to the beach to see the sunrise and take pics

so at 5 my alarm went off and we were awoken by TAYLOR SWIFT'S YOU BELONG WITH ME

i woke up to turn it off and by that time joanne was already woken up

here is our conversation from what i remember of it:

me : *goes to alarm and turns it off then dives back into bed still half-asleep*

joanne: VANESSAAAAAA DONT GO BACK TO BED

me: but its coooold and im tiiiired

joanne: WE NEED TO TAKE A PIC OF THE SUNRISE

me: * still half-asleep at this stage* just get one off google images...zzzzzzz

i thought that joanne went back to bed as well seeing as she LOVES SLEEP but she actually walked to the beach BY HERSELF ( HOW REBELLIOUS) and took some wonderful pictures:

 

 

PICTURES JOANNE TOOK

NOW COMPARE THESE MASTERPIECES TO THIS CRAPPY GOOGLE IMAGES ONE:

 

AFTER THAT we went home.....not much happening there so i wont go into the details

THREE MORE PICTURES

 

we're actually in front of the wrong house.Our one is the barely visible garage looking building down the grassy driveway with the house bit UNSEEEN on the right hand side

exercising...

and one last group shot!

OKAAAAY YAYAYAY FINITO

TWAS FUN

AND I LOVE U ALL SPIDDLES

AND THUS ENDS THE TALE OF THE SPIDDOOLIES AS THEY EMBARKED ON SCHOOLIES

( A TALL V TALE)