a tall vanessa post ..TEEHEE

seems like I am the only one who posts in here nowadays
HMMM...
well TODAY me and kate went to THE GREAT QUEEN OF EDENSOR'S KINGDOM
it was so fun
i almost died
of funness
kate brought her dog! THE ABSOLUTE CUTEST LITTLE MALTESE PUPPY
EXCEPT i saw behind its cute facade into the REAL BITING SNAPPY CRAZY MENACE IT WAS
we were "living in constant terror" (as kate so nicely put it ) of its incredible bitingness and the fact that it misinterpreted my screams and trying-to-escape-by-standing-atop-the-sofa as screams of joy and an invitation to BITE MORE
but other than that IT'S SERIOUSLY SOOOOO CUTE
despite being a tad stinky
eventually,we banished it atop L's MEDIBALL where we took some interesting photos
O I FORGOT
before going to L's,i went to J OF THE ANNE'S house!
we went swimming beforehand
and we swam SEVENTY LAPS EACH of 25m
i know,how extremely FIT we are
despite JO'S claim that she felt like she "wasnt using any energy at all" (she was CHEATING and using my flippers u see)
but actually i think using my humungo flippers are much much more tiring that not cos they are seriously soooo huge and take like sooo much energy just to muster a kick
so TECHNICALLY jo probably used more energy than my flipper-free unburdened feet
SIGH i remember those SWIMMING DAYS in year 10 where we had this SRSLY SPASTIC swim coach who forced us to do 20 situps and pushups and squats and OTHER FORMS OF EXTREME TORTURE before forcing us to jump in the water and swim like 3000m practically without stopping WHICH BTW is SIXTY LAPS OF 50M...which is like ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY 25M
i was soooooooo unfit that every week i would DREAD swimming and my weekly near-death-due-to-loss-of-energy sessions with TEARS OF EXHAUSTION flowing down my face and chlorine stinging my eyes and aching ankles from trying to make my flippers stay on my feet and spastic coach's screaming of "FASTER" in my chlorine-filled ears
THOSE WERE THE DAYS
anyway,after SWIMMING we ventured back to JO'S house where we had showers and eventually , TWO FRIENDS arrived
we watched scrubs and ate REALLY CHEWY MUFFINS which we made
then i had to go to visit queen xlu
ANYWAY these events are totally out of order but after coming home from xinlu's i walked MISS WILLIKERS (my dog)
and on the way i met up with one of the aforementioned FRIENDS (if u read this FRIEND notice i am maintaining ur privacy bu keeping ur name secret)
anyway let's just call this friend "THE MINX"
so i met up with THE MINX who was biking home ON MY BIKE which i had lent her and we walked back to her house...where we attempted to make her dog WOODY and my dog friends
TOTAL FAIL
seeing as my dog is a super wimp and gets scared really easily of other dogs
and THE MINX'S dog is sooo spastic BARK BARK BARK practically screaming over willikers' crying and woody's barking
its quite depressing,my dog really really loves people but whenever she sees other dogs bigger than her she JUMPS into my arms NO JOKES an tries to like BURROW herself in my hair and cries and cries and wants sympathy from me for hours afterwards even after the other dog has gone
and when the other dog is SMALLER than her she is SUCH A BULLY
ZOMG ASK JANE i FEEL for janes' dog,who was super bullied by my dog
anywayyyyy,after that failed meeting i walked willikers home . im SO PROUD OF HER BCOS SHE WALKS WITHOUT A LEAD NOW
YAY
i just call her name and she'll run back to me and she does this super cute thing where she runs ahead but looks back every few seconds to see that im still there
shes actually extremely obedient,even tho we barely trained her....i think its cos shes a girl
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i shall go eat some DESSERT now
hehe
MISSING U ALL